Why Men are more Happy?! 10 Reasons :)


When it comes to MONEY
A man will pay Rs. 200 for a Rs. 100 item he needs


When it comes to MONEY
A woman will pay Rs. 100 for Rs. 200 item that she
doesn't need but it's on SALE


When it comes to the FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a HUSBAND :)


When it comes to the FUTURE
A man never worries about the future until he gets a WIFE :(


When it comes to giving NICKNAMES
If Vanessa, Doina and Katerina go out for lunch, they will call
each other Vanessa, Diona and Katerina.


When it comes to NICKNAMES
If Jim, wim and AbbY go out, they will affectionately refer
to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.


When it comes to EATING OUT......
When the bill arrives, Jim, wim and AbbY will each throw in Rs. 100,
even though it's only for Rs. 232.50.
None of them will have anything smaller and none will want the change back.


When it comes to EATING OUT....
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators :)


When it comes to being NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed :)


When it comes to being NATURAL
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


When it comes to ARGUEMENTS...
A woman has the last word in any argument!


When it comes to ARGUMENTS....
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument :(


When it comes to BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom
Toothbrush and Toothpaste,
Shaving cream, razor,
A bar of soap and a towel!


When it comes to BATHROOMS
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337!!!
A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. 


And Finally MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.


When it comes to MARRIAGE
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change
but she does :(


And SUCCESS!
A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.


And ULTIMATE SUCCESS
A successful woman is one who can find such a man :) :)

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